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Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding? A: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the "instant pudding setting" button.
Q: Why do blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To cover up the valve stem.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.
Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat.
Q. Why don't blondes eat pickles? A. Because they can't get their head in the jar.
Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station? A: The Air Pump!
Q: What's the definition of eternity? A: 4 blondes at a 4 way stop.
Q. What's the blonde's cheer? A. " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A. All you can eat under a buck.
Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries? A: She's got a checkbook.
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it? A: with a thought.
Q. How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A. A 69 interrupted by a period.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air pockets.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen.
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